OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We are all done wearing pants today
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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