there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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