Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
