Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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