8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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