Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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