I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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