Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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