What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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