Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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