If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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