I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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