week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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