so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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