school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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