do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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