Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
FUCK WHALES
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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