This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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