hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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