sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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