I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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