On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
ttyl tear gas
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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