susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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