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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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