we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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