At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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