found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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