I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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