nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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