fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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