Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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