'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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