Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
