their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
