at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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