He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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