We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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