Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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