idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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