It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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