yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We don't watch enough power rangers
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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