Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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