he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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