So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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