My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
porn star boner night. come get it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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