Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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