He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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