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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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