I want to stick my p in your. b.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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