He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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